Hammers and needles

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.
-(via ckgarden)

i feel celestial 

  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*