Hammers and needles
people I call "dude."
  • male friends: dude
  • female friends: dude
  • cis friends: dude
  • queer friends: dude
  • trans* friends: dude
  • my parents: dude
  • my boss: dude
  • the president: mr. dude
  • the queen: your dudeness
  • the pope: holy dude



my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture


alcohol is not the answer

alcohol is the question, yes is the answer


do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER



Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl